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The Allison Bornstein Newsletter

DON'T PANIC!!!

Approach a New Season Like a Stylist

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Allison Bornstein
Apr 01, 2026
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You know how in Mean Girls, Karen says that she has ESPN and can always tell when it is going to rain? Well, I am no psychic, and I am definitely not a meteorologist, but I do also have a really specific indicator for a change in weather… my calendar gets BOOKED UP.

It is mayhem! Panic! Pandemonium! Because every year, we all somehow forget how to get dr…

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