The Allison Bornstein Newsletter

The Allison Bornstein Newsletter

It takes a lot of WORK to look this EFFORTLESS

An update on my journey to postpartum hotness, a really illuminating comment section on longevity and what to wear when you are (or are not) working out.

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Allison Bornstein
Feb 13, 2026
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If you were following my mission to get HOT... I have some updates for you! If you’re new to this journey, welcome. You can read my MAHA (Make Allison Hot Again) manifesto HERE. To be clear, this is the only MAHA I support. The world is falling apart. Things are bleak and scary, and here I am talking about my pursuit of hotness and beauty. I can’t really defend it, but I think we can be hot while simultaneously being good mothers, political activists, and kind humans.

This newsletter is going to focus a lot on external things; however, if you want to get a little more insight into the why and how I’m feeling postpartum, I’m gonna direct you to this post HERE that I wrote in collaboration with my wonderful friend Jayme.

So let’s jump in!

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